Dead Bugs

Yesterday afternoon we had the door open to let in some fresh air. And 2 KILLER BEES flew into our house. I watched them for a couple minutes hoping they would fly back outside, but instead they flew too close to my children for my liking. So I closed the door so no more Killer Bees could fly inside and did what any good housewife trying to protect her babies would do. I called Gibb at work and begged him (he only works 5 minutes away from home) to come and save our family from the Killer Bees.
He told me that he was too busy and that I should be brave and kill them myself (or something like that.)
I told him if he didn't come home now he would probably come home to a dead wife and kids, from the Killer Bees.
He told me Good-bye.
So I took a deep breath (and a big shoe) and I saved my kids from those 2 Killer Bees!! Me, Jayna & Kepler were all screaming for daddy the whole time. I'm pretty sure Jayna is deathly afraid of bees now. She was alive to tell Gibb about the "dead bugs" when he got home.

P.S. I just ran out of wipes...